Did you know in that Australia it’s five times more likely a you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather then looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious
Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.
And I pause where I am for a second when I hear your name
Sometimes I think I see your face in improbable places
Do those moments replay for you?
When I’m suddenly there and then won’t go away
When you’re sitting in the living room reading for the afternoon
Do you put your book down look and try to find me there?